Fruit trees, flowers, machetes, rocks, and vines

Everyone here, from the smiling girls who giggle shyly when we pass, to the free-roaming horses, to the dogs, is pregnant. Is it the culture? The free time? Or maybe just the contagious vivacious energy that seeps into my bare toes from the rich volcanic soil as I giddily slide through the barbed wire fence and skip down the rocky path to the beach. Regardless of how tired I am from daily four hour surf sessions, endless sun-baked bucket carrying, or kneeling on the lot for hours, painstakingly removing pounds of golf ball-sized rocks by hand, one by one, from the grass over which we will eventually hang hammocks, I am energized by the richness of this place. There is dirt under my finger and toe nails, my back is sore, and I don’t ever want to go home. No, scratch that, I should say, I want this to be home.


The Butchman, leading the way through the bustling and vibrant marketplace.

The next step in our story of home improvement was heading to town to buy some equipment and supplies. On the list were a hose, a bucket, a funnel, a large water container, a machete, shovel, and more fruit trees and flowers.



Ryan, choosing a machete.

Ryan’s mom gave us a book of plants of Costa Rica. The book was a valuable resource showing photos of plants and trees that grow well in the region along with a description of the flowers or fruit, the resource needs of the plant, and how tall each might grow. We read through the options, picked out our favorites, and then browsed the plant store or vivero for the plants.


Ryan and Butch discussing options.

We wanted a type of ground cover called mani forajero or peanut grass. We had seen it at friends’ houses and according to the book it resisted both drought and flooding, staying green with small yellow flowers year-round. We asked the guy at the vivero if they had any, and he went out front, laid a rusting metal square on the grass growing just outside the entrance, and simply ripped a section out of the ground, rolled it up, and handed it to us.

With all the plants blocking the breeze, it was hot in the vivero, but a rotating sprinkler gave Ryan and idea of how to cool off.

We then stuffed all the plants into the back of the car even though some of them had been pulled right out of the ground and still had a patch of dirt as feet.


The planting process was undertaken over several days. It was a lot of work to dig the holes and carry buckets of water to each newly planted friend. The above cactus is called pithaya. It makes a purple fruit often used in juice. The juice is bright purple with strangely textured seeds that Ryan loves. It is called dragonfruit in English. The cactus grows up a wall, fence, or tree and then hangs down looking like dreadlocks. See photo from the vivero of a mature pithaya plant below.



Sears, taking a turn on bucket duty.
As I said, the planting process was very time and energy consuming. Fortunately we had help. Another friend from home, Ryan’s buddy Sears, was visiting with his family. He showed up one afternoon and offered his help.


Sears also dug a hole for this little papaya tree.



Sears’ daughter Amelie was curious about everything.

Butch took a break in the shade.

“Ok, enough of this bucket carrying!” While we were getting really strong carrying 5 gallons of water back and forth, all afternoon long, to water plants, do the dishes, flush the toilet, do the laundry, take a shower, etc., Ryan finally came up with a shortcut. We would still have do some carrying, but the distance would be dramatically reduced. He devised a plan involving a 25 gallon container and a hose.


Butch helped Ryan attach and seal the spigot to the container, while our buddy Tio Kevin posed on the porch.


Step one: fill container with water by pumping well (while Tio Kevin does more posing).

Step two, turn on spigot then walk to end of 100ft hose and use hose to fill bucket, saving 100ft worth of shoulder-straining bucket-carrying.

Around this point, Don Emilio, the contractor who built the casita, showed up to make sure we were happy with everything and to ask when we wanted to start building the bigger house. To my surprise, Ryan said, “maybe in May!”

People asked us, “won’t you get bored living down there?” To which we could reply, “Um, no. There’s always something to do!” This afternoon, that something was digging through the pile of rocks that came out of the ground as the well was dug for good stepping stones, and then using them to make a stone path.



Our buddies Shay and Boris showed up to check out our progress.


Ryan put the machete to use as a back scratcher.


He then demonstrated how he would use it to fend off any attackers.


With most of the trees in the ground, we could relax a little and enjoy this place.


Most nights the sunsets were amazing!


“I never want to leave!”

Check back next time for photos from week 3.

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The Casita – A first look at our home in paradise

Summer in Redondo Beach is depressing. Crowds swarm the beaches, not that it matters since there is rarely any surf. I hunkered down, using an occasional desperate drive to Huntington Beach to keep the muscles limber and the mind as sane as possible, but it wasn’t easy. The only thing that got me through the August anxiety and surf-less September stress was the knowledge that at the end of October we would be returning to Nicaragua.

I actually started packing a month before the trip. I made huge piles of clothes, dishes, silverware, tools, and surf accessories that we would cram into four massive bags and carefully weigh to make sure they were just under the 50lb maximum.

By the time we hit the dirt road after months of waiting, a night of flying, and a morning of driving, the smell of a herd of cattle slowing the car to a stop was thrilling and relaxing all at once. Almost there…

Pulling up to our lot finally, I was giddy and a little nervous. We had seen photos of our house, but we were finally seeing it in person. Our caretakers were there. The lady that watches our caretaker’s kids while they work at the hotel nearby was making fresh tortillas on a wood stove they had built in a shady spot along the fence. Their laundry was hung out to dry on the barbed wire, and two pre-teenaged girls struggled to sit on one plastic chair, while the five year old named Panchito shyly looked up at us from his seat in the dirt. It felt like we were invading their space, their home. We were so shy we did a lap around the house, peering inside through the window, until we finally realized that it was our house afterall and opened the door to check out the inside.

Since there was no furniture yet in the house (our caretakers had been sleeping on the tile floor with only a blanket as padding) we checked into the hotel for a couple of nights.


Ryan was really stoked on day one of three weeks away from his air conditioned office!


We brought a couple friends from home to check out the place we have been raving about, “Butch” on the left and “Doooglas” on the right.


Butch quickly made himself at home by first making friends with the locals.


Butch in front of local style house.

Since Dooglas only had a week in Nicaragua, we made sure to show him a few sights. We went up to a friend’s house in the hills for appetizers.

We were served a delicious juice made from a fruit called grenadilla. The taste and texture reminded us of pear juice, but it comes from a giant, watermelon-looking fruit that grows on a vine that will climb a trellis. We were very impressed and decided we needed to plant some on our lot.

Our friend also had a litter of 3 week old puppies to play with.

I instantly fell in love with this little black one. “Please can we take him back and love him? He will make a good guard dog!” Ryan said, “no!”

Our friend took us on a boat ride the following afternoon and we pulled out the fishing poles.

Even with the “Butt Juice” we didn’t get any fish.





The view of the casita from the hotel.


A parade showing support for Daniel Ortega’s party.

It was the day before the US presidential elections and a few days before the Nicaraguan Mayor elections so political discussions were everwhere, even on the street corner where we bought a bed and mattress for the casita for less than $100 US.

With a soft place to sleep, we could finally move in!


The view from the front door.



This is the view looking out the front door, but it also happens to be the view from the toilet.


Looking out from the kitchen sink.


As you can see the sink is in place, but since we don’t have electricity or the water hooked up, we used buckets to bring water into the casita.


After surfing, porch chilling.


Butch points to the head-high Malinche tree that was only 6″ high 4 months ago.


The Almendra grew more than four feet in four months.


The Butchman, testing the well water.


The well actually became a gathering place.



This is what cross-training looks like.


Every morning we made coffee over the fire.


Sadly, at the end of the first week we had to say goodbye to Dooglas, but our lot improvements were just beginning. Check back soon for more updates!

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Crystal Ball Waterfall

I wrote this a while ago and copied it into a thick notebook with so many other entries for my eyes only. But based on the positive feedback generated by the Galloping Time post, I decided to share this as well.

There’s a crystal ball at the top of that mountain.
I’ll race you to it.

Barefoot feet slip-sliding up red silty mud,
toes dodging rocks dodging tree roots
dodging too much thinking
dodging not enough time.
Birds sing encouragement,
But chorus foreboding.

Just my breath and yours behind
Huff puff puff in the hot heavy air
A trickle of sweat down the bumps of my spine
And a shiver to follow, knowing you’re there,
Not so silently stepping in line

Eyes down to the ground then up to the peak
Clouds boiling storm forming
Suggesting immediate retreat
With a sharp crack of thunder and an inaudible repeat
But its answers at the top I seek

Rounding the bend beneath draperies of vines
Past dark caverns of mystery
With echoes of the past, warnings scrawled inside
A thumb-drumming rhythm for those who seek to rhyme

Now grayness turns liquid
And I raise my tired eyes
Remembering the strange TV-static window display on that last plane ride
Mesmerized momentarily by a drone of droplets
succumbing to a gravity-induced demise
And would you look at that? You can’t even see the tears in my eyes

You pause to find shelter but I won’t turn back
Onward and upward and no looking back
Faster now, up a narrower track
Stepping through thorn-berries so blue they look black
More sweetness crushed beneath my sharp toes
With spiking thorns as well, still up I go
To reach the summit imagined so long
Crystal ball promising a revelation song
To the point I might realize I got it all wrong

Suddenly upon spying the place
That promised to outline every event in space
And time
I stop
To look
In front and behind
Realizing now the words to the tune in my mind

There I stand with eyes shut tight
Hands unclenched shoulders upright
Chin to the sun resting behind clouds
Then hesitantly I start singing aloud
A song for none but me to hear
Remembering now what was once so clear
It doesn’t matter where I go from here

And maybe I will sleep tonight
Remembering
The decision I make is always right

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Tahitian Sting-Rays

I was upside down and underwater at the time, completely ignoring the cameraman trying in vain to get me to move a little slower, when I finally completely shut out the cameras and lost myself in the moment. With each quick delicious gulp of oxygen allowing me another dizzying dive a few feet beneath the surface to dance a rhythmic tantric twirl with a trio of sting rays I took a brief pause to thank that mysterious life force to which most people attribute to “god” for my good fortune to be fit and healthy and interacting with such unusual friends.

It had been a wild ride thus far. Two weeks as a professional contest spectator, one week tackling the waves myself, a handful of frenzied shark dives, and now, free of microphone, surfboard, tank and regulator, let loose in the warm clear water to play.

And oh what unexpectedly eager playmates!

Sure, they are technically no less life-threatening than the sharks. These are the same type of rays that killed the Crocodile Hunter and their powerful barb can be seen extending about six inches from their bodies, sitting flush to the tail. But they are docile and used to being hand fed by snorkelers. They were curious and completely friendly. The tail itself is rough and scratchy but their bodies are smooth and soft to the touch, and when they swim across you it almost tickles. Maybe i’m crazy, but I wasn’t even slightly worried about being stung.

Alex, however, was significantly less trusting. The moment he jumped overboard, a pair of large rays rushed him, looking for food. Thoughts of the strange end of the seemingly invincible Crocodile Hunter caused him to break into a protective karate stance to fend off what seemed like aggressive underwater monsters. Fortunately, neither Alex nor the rays were injured in the altercation.

I was given a handful of raw fish to hand feed the rays. They would cruise along slowly until catching a whiff of the treat and then veer abruptly back towards the scent.

The rays don’t have sharp teeth, but they do have a hard abrasive mouth that accidentally caught my fingers a few times, only once slightly breaking the skin.

This guy was nice enough to actually give me a ride, pulling me along at surprising speed.

I could insert a paragraph here about the feelings associated with the experience, the pure joy and exuberance felt after interacting with those amazing creatures, I could keep on describing in minute detail exactly what it was like, or I could just let my eyes in the above photo tell the story…

All photos by Justin Lewis
http://www.justinlewis.com

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Tahitian Shark Bites


all photos: Justin Lewis

From mosquito bites and home cooked meals we motored across the channel to the island of Moorea to indulge in ocean-hovering honeymoon bungalows, umbrella drinks, and the promise of big sharks.

I’m a warm water diver. While I do seriously enjoy the sport, I haven’t become addicted as I am to surfing. I’m content to pull out the gear only a few times a year if it means rolling off a boat into warm clear water with big critters. The whale shark in La Paz was large and exciting, the reef sharks in Kona were the first i’d ever seen, and definitely intriguing, but I wanted teeth, and lots of them, up close. I wanted to be a little scared.

Still, it was a little strange to pull up in a boat, look overboard, see at least twenty sharks circling, and excitedly leap into the water. That would never happen on a surfboard, but for some reason, it’s different in dive gear.


Cheyne, Alex, and I, throwing hand signs. Even when posing, i was thinking about sharks!


Turtles are cool.


This guy gave my finger a little nibble when I didn’t release the food quickly enough!

There isn’t a whole lot to do underwater. You breathe in and out, kick around slowly and peacefully, appreciate the calmness underwater, watch fish, look for sharks, and during photo shoots, you pose. As pro surfers, Cheyne, Alex, and I are well accustomed to being filmed, but on scuba without being able to talk to the camera, the challenge is more difficult. We each dealt with it in our own way.

Alex exhausted every pose and hand signal he could come up with. See below:

Cheyne is a hunter. He continually caught Remoras with his hands, and since he was not allowed to use his spear gun, he pulled his knife out and thrust it at every fish that came close enough. (no fish were harmed)


Cheyne did make friends with a big friendly eel and even tickled him under the chin. I even got a pat in myself and was surprised by how soft he was.


An 8ft lemon shark showing his toothy grin.

I was off chasing sharks.

In my initial excitement of seeing a shark larger than me with visible teeth, I just wanted to follow it around. After our first dive the photographers told me not to chase it. He said that if I stayed in one place, the shark would make a pass, then orbit around for another. If I was calm and didn’t blow too many bubbles, each pass would be made closer and closer. It was interesting to watch the sharks seemingly disappear and then return in a big circle, over and over.

After the initial fascination diminished slightly, we set to the task of getting “the shot”. The goal was to have the shark pass between the cameraman and I, which turned out to be tricky. We spent an entire dive trying to wrangle the shark into the right position and although we got pretty close, we never got the “money shot”.

At the conclusion of every dive, the dive masters would empty the tube of fish heads and bait that had been used to attract the live entertainment. Then the sharks would swarm in a feeding frenzy and actually look like sharks, rather than the harmless underwater pit bulls that had been orbiting previously, very friendly but only up to a point. By the time the action occurred however, most of us were low on air and watching from high above at a safety stop. Realizing this was “the shot”, the producers then asked the dive masters to release the bait earlier in the dive in order to capture the feeding action with “talent” (us) in the frame.


Eyeing a hungry reef shark. In the background you can see the dive master holding a chunk of tuna pre-bite while other sharks swarm and Alex and Cheyne hover safely, well above.

On our next dive when I saw the master heading for the tube of bait I followed him and positioned myself about an arm’s length away, although my arms were safely folded close to my chest. As the sharks darted in and out between us, I was in awe and ecstasy. One black tip circled around and charged me at eye level to the point that I thought it just might head-butt me right in the mask, but then turned away at the last possible second. The dive master was holding a big chunk of tuna in his bare hand and one overly zealous shark took an accidental little nibble of human skin along with his breakfast of fish. The dive master surfaced, calmly bleeding from the finger. It was only a tiny flesh wound, not even worthy of a stitch, but technically a shark bite nonetheless. Strange even to myself, I felt a tiny tinge of jealousy. I’m unsure of the type of pathology that would lead one to consider it cool to be bitten by a shark, but somehow I find myself diagnosed in that category. I realize that of the most likely ways to go based on this lifestyle; plane crash, drowning in big surf, or shark bite, I would prefer the latter. I feel that it would make me “one” with the shark, and however crazy it seems, that thought is strangely appealing. Alex and Cheyne both firmly disagree.


Diving is relaxing.


Post-dive smile.


Sunset cocktail.

Next time…. underwater acrobatics with killer sting-rays!

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Casita Nearly Complete!


A neighbor’s view of the casita, through the tall, rainy season weeds.

I’m barely getting through the late summer doldrums. After traveling nearly non-stop from February to June including two trips to Nica, totaling nearly two months of warm water and amazing Nicaraguan waves in between months in Australia and Tahiti, spending all of July and August in often gloomy and mostly flat Redondo Beach has been difficult. Granted, my body and mind did need time to relax and recover, but now i’m fiending for waves and adventure.

We’ve also been wondering how our little casita is progressing. Thankfully, my friend Kristin Wilson was super nice to snap a few photos and send them our way.

Here you can see the open bodega storage closet which has yet to receive it’s heavy steel door, as well as the small patio with wooden post.


Our contractor, Don Emilio, overseeing the painting process.


The kitchen!


Vaulted ceilings for better air circulation.


Shower tile.


The window in the back of the house at the bottom of the lot.


The view of the hotel.


The view out the front door.



The view out the window and to the surf.

We were incredibly excited to see these photos this morning, but all they just make me all the more desperate to get down there and see the casita for myself. I guess it’s time to look into plane tickets!

Thanks again Kristin!!!!

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Tahiti 2 – Drop Zone Teahupoo

After two weeks in Tahiti covering the Billabong Pro for Go211.com, I shifted gears when team Body Glove arrived. From watching, reacting, and discussing the action as a spectator, I jumped into the mix myself as an actor and participant for the filming of Drop Zone – a diving and surfing film produced by Body Glove and PADI.

For this adventure, I packed up my boardbag and moved down the road from the Billabong house to Mommy and Poppy Maoni’s home, situated right on the water with a view of Teahupoo.


Photographer Justin Lewis and surfer Alex Gray, show off their accommodations.

Like before, the home was converted into a place for guests by packing the rooms with beds. Boys upstairs (shown above), girls down below.


Team Body Glove and Drop Zone co-stars: Alex, Cheyne Magnussen, and I


Alex is a good lookin’ kid!


Cheyne is one of the coolest guys ever, as well as one mean spearfisherman.

Team Body Glove showed up to the dreaded, “you should have been here yesterday” situation. Whereas the day before Teahupoo had been heaving to the point where I was quite content to sit and watch from the safety of the boat, the first morning of the Drop Zone trip looked to be much calmer. The boys were disappointed, but I wasn’t. With five cameras on hand to document the adventure (more cameras than surfers!) I wanted the waves to be manageable, especially the first day.


Walking out to board the boat, quiver in hand, smile on face, butterflies in stomach.


What am I listening to? “Stranger Things Have Happened” – Foo Fighters

We motored out to the lineup full of anticipation.


Without the contest circus in town, the channel lineup was much more mellow.

I was thrilled that the waves looked smaller and perfect.


this, and the next 3 photos by: Josh Humbert


Back on the boat, stoked to have scored a few little tubes on day 1.


Cheyne, further proving that there is a right at Teahupoo.


this photo and most others by: Justin Lewis


There were many interviews.

When the swell dropped significantly, we had the chance to try to get “the money shot”. Since the goal of the trip and the film was to highlight the wonderfully complementary sports of surfing and diving, the producers wanted to capture a shot of both at once. I was chosen to be the diver with Transworld Surf’s Justin Cote as the surfer.

I never thought I would be scuba diving on the reef at Teahupoo!


The view from below was worth checking out!


Here, i’m trying not to be tumbled onto the reef by the wave action, as Justin takes off above.


No, that isn’t a gas mask.

Next up, underwater interviews! I was fitted with a specialized mask and microphone that would capture my words underwater. It was a little strange to be scuba diving without a regulator in my mouth, but once in the water the mask was actually really comfortable. In order to be heard I had to press a button on the mouth area.


My first underwater interview for filmer Tom Holden aka “the legend”!

Another day of small surf led us to look for other photogenic experiences. Local black pearl farmer and surf photographer, Josh Humbert, suggested we boat around the island to hike up to a waterfall. A massive fan of barefoot hiking, I was thrilled.

On the way, we spotted a rocky cliff to climb and jump off. Cheyne and I dove in immediately, swam over and began to scurry up.

Cheyne went for an insane backflip, but I just did the standard feet-first, loud-yelping jump.

We then swam from the boat up to a rocky beach.

Barefoot hiking over large smooth boulders might be my favorite non-surfing activity. These rocks were just textured enough to be easily toe-grippable and smooth enough not to hurt, so we ditched our sandals and let our toes do the exploring. We stepped through soft leaf covered reddish brown mud that squished delightfully through the toes, then into shallow cool refreshing pools, on our way to the towering waterfall and cold deep pool at the end.


The energy was delicious.


I didn’t want to leave.


this and many of the preceding photos: Josh Humbert

Raimana is “the man” in Tahiti. One of the original local surfers and still one of the hardest charging when Teahupoo is huge and life-threatening, we were lucky to have him as our guide. He knew the lineup perfectly and was priceless when it came to getting waves. Seeing me struggle to be in the right spot and score waves from the aggressive boys, he paddled out and sat next to me. He would say, “stay close to me, babe,” and I listened. When he told me to paddle, I paddled, then he would say, “this one, go, go, go!” Having him there removed most of the fear and all of the need for thought. Instead of spending too much time analyzing and considering whether the approaching wave might kill me or not, and then missing the opportunity to catch it, I trusted Raimana and when he told me to go, I went.

On the biggest day I paddled out, the swell was coming of of the West. Swell direction plays an important role in the way the waves break on the reef and is very noticeable. If the swell is mostly from the South, the waves peak at the top of the reef and move along it mostly evenly. You have more time to get into the wave, get to the bottom, and set your line before the tube. When the swell is more Westerly, it doesn’t break at the top, but focuses all the energy to heave on the end section of the reef called the West bowl. Those waves are much more difficult to get into. You have to take off behind the peak in order to get tubed. On this day the swell was from the West and I was scared. I caught a couple smaller waves and then paddled around for an hour without catching anything.

Finally, Raimana swam out to me. He sat next to me and started coaching me. He told me when to sit patiently, when to scratch towards the outside to avoid a big set, and which waves to try to take. As I lay there on my board, he had one hand on my foot. I felt totally safe in that position. Finally, a bigger wave came and he told me to paddle. He swam along side of me and as the wave began to crest, he gave my foot a strong shove, propelling me into it with an extra burst of speed that helped me get down the face. I stood up, made the bottom turn, stalled to try to get tubed and the powerful spit covered me for a second. Cheyne was on the inside and was stoked to see me get one and cheered me on with arms raised. I pulled out safely in the channel and very grateful to Raimana. (see sequence below)


Next up, diving with sharks on Moorea!

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The casita really starts to take shape

I really wish we were still in Nicaragua watching the whole building progress. We’ve heard from friends that the casita is really coming along and the roof is nearly complete. Unfortunately we aren’t down there to take photos for ourselves, but thankfully my friend Kristin Wilson snapped a few photos to show us evidence of progress.

We can’t wait to see it for ourselves! Thanks Kristin!!!!

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Tahiti 1 – Billabong Pro Teahupoo

I had been to Tahiti for the first time back in 2000. It was a life-changing and memorable trip designed to capture cover shots for SG magazine that became the background for many firsts. I did secure my first cover shot, a frontside turn at the super fun left called Hapiti on Moorea. I also broke a board (not quite a first) and greatly improved my barrel riding skills. It was the first surf trip that forced me to find a way to overcome fear every single session. The omnipresent danger factors of powerful waves heaving onto shallow colorful reef culminated in the unforgettable first of towing into large waves in a session during which in the span of about twenty minutes I claimed the biggest wave, the biggest barrel, and the biggest wipeout of my life. One of those waves would haunt me in dreams for years with the dreaded, “if only…” feeling.

I had been back to Tahiti in 2006, but other than a brief stop in the airport before heading over to an outer island, I hadn’t revisited the main island. In May 2008, I returned for the first time, knowing i’d be there for nearly a full month and mentally anticipating and preparing to overcome that fear once again.

Tahiti embodies the undeniable beauty of a tropical island paradise. Steep lush green mountains fall directly into crystal clear blue water that is calm and inviting inside of the shallow outer reefs.

Following the main road that loops around the island from the airport, one road branches off and then ends abruptly at Teahupoo. Pronounced “Cho-po”, the wave formed by a break in the reef just past the end of the road is one of the most feared and revered in the surfing world. A perfectly hollow and amazingly powerful left that rears up out of deep water to cascade onto nearly dry reef with what seems like the force of the entire ocean folding over onto itself, it’s the stuff of dreams and nightmares where heroes rise as quickly as they can be crushed. It’s a feature of countless surf films and magazine covers, as well as one of the most anticipated stops on the elite ASP Dream Tour.

The Billabong Pro brought me to Tahiti. I had covered the first two ASP tour stops in Australia for Go211.com and was excited that they wanted to send me to Tahiti to cover stop #3 as well.

With no hotels at Teahupoo, home stays are the only option. The Tahitian families at the end of the road earn their living for the entire year by temporarily moving out of their homes, lining the floors with as many mattresses as will fit, and feeding and housing all the surfers, media, and ASP staff for nearly a month. I was lucky enough to find some space in the Billabong media house which was filled with Billabong staff, security staff, and journalists. There were quite a few of us, but since there was only one other female, she and I got to share our own room.


Dinner time feeding frenzy

One of the entertainment highlights was the night Donovan Frankenrieter performed, accompanied by Dave Rastavich on bongoes. Even Occy got up and shared the mic for a few songs.

By the end of the event, nearly the entire WCT was up on stage singing and dancing. Donovan’s 6 year old son Hendrix stole the show with his harmonica skills.


Good times, with beautiful people: Freddy P, Alana, Greg and Kelly


I even had a chance to learn how to hold a fishing pole, but we didn’t get any bites : (


Jordy Smith waiting for his heat while bailing out his leaky boat. At least he had plenty of boards to float on if it sank!

After much anticipation, the contest finally began. The scene in the channel was quite entertaining. Since the contest takes place far offshore, the spectators and competitors form a waterworld with all sorts of boats, kayaks, inflatables, and surfboards.


Parko and Bruce, heading out to join the flotilla.


After their heats, surfers were carried by jet-ski to the media boat for their interviews.


The media boat was crowded, so I hopped overboard and floated on CJ Hobgood’s board while he was interviewed by GT for the Billabong webcast.

Believe it or not, I was actually doing interviews as well, although all the photos were of me very “busy” taking in the action so I could ask intelligent questions about what went on in the heat, I did actually do some work.


Not a bad work environment, huh? No complaints here!

Unfortunately for the local fans, local hero Manoa Drollet, who had beaten Kelly Slater (the event favorite) on his way to the final, lost to fellow wildcard, Brazilian Bruno Santos in an inconsistent and anticlimactic final.


Team Brazil, always the most patriotic, was thrilled with the result!

When the contest finally finished and everyone recovered from the massive after-party, there were still a few slow days with flat surf. Then, the day before team Body Glove was scheduled to arrive and the next leg of my Tahitian adventure began, the surf jumped up overnight and by morning was booming on the outer reefs.

Up until then, i’d only surfed a few times. I had scored a few little tubes out at Teahupoo but nothing significant. The night before, the swell had begun building and I sat in the lineup for a while with way too many others, picking off a few little waves. By morning it was way bigger than anything I wanted to paddle into.

Knowing that when team Body Glove showed up the following day I would have to surf, I kept getting excited to paddle out and give it a test run. I would see a few that weren’t as big as the others, and think about just paddling out to sit in the lineup and feel the power from so much closer, then a huge set would come in and I was perfectly happy sitting in the boat. To watch a video of that morning, click below.

http://www.go211.com/videos/go211VideoPlayerhttp.swf?videoid=6071
Would you paddle out?

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Bloques, impossible tile choices, and Don Emilio – The building begins!

Every trip to Nicaragua begins with the first mission: get out of Managua as quickly as possible. However, we were starving. This sandwich full of interesting ingredients wasn’t too appetizing, but it wouldn’t be right if we didn’t make our usual stop at Domino’s before heading off to the beach.

On his first trip to Nicaragua, our friend Petrucelli remarked, “this Domino’s is better than the one in the States!” He might be right. We always order a large pizza and one liter of grape soda, eat half the pizza and all the soda, and take the second half for a snack on the drive.

Ryan hates getting hounded by the window washing kids but at least we had a pocketful of change to share with them.

The one way to guarantee not getting pulled over by the police is to pick up a hitchhiking cop, throw him in the back of the truck, and parade through town with no worries of getting stopped at a checkpoint!

Then, at last, the reward for all the hassle, a cold beer in the mellow afternoon light… aaahhhh!

Of course we were stoked to see our lot again. In the month following our last trip the rainy season had begun and everything was wonderfully green. We were happy to see the lime tree planted a year ago, already head high and green, bushy, and healthy!

Last time the well workers had just struck water so we were interested to see the well in action for the first time. I ran over and started pumping and a solid stream of water began pouring out. It was clear and cool as it pooled into my cupped hands. I licked it to see if it was salty and spit out the rest. It tasted good and clean! The next day I went back, filled up my cupped hands and gulped a few mouthfuls. It tasted great!

Next we walked around the lot to check out our plants. A mystery watermelon plant had sprouted out of nowhere.

The almendra or almond tree we planted last time looked happy. They grow fast, not needing much water.

This is a young avocado tree, one of many we have planted on the lot.

We can’t remember what this plant is, but it seemed to be healthy, so hopefully it’s something good.

Our neighbor’s fence was definitely growing. I used to think that fence posts grew accidentally. I didn’t realize that the growth provided a function other than just shade. We learned on our last trip that only certain types of fence posts are used. You actually really want the type that will grow when planted as they will then send down roots and make the fence much sturdier. If your fence posts don’t take root “no pegan” they will eventually dry out and fall down. For that reason, we used tiguilote fence posts that are the growing type.

So we were really happy to see ours starting to sprout as well.

On our last trip, we marked out where we wanted the house. We decided that we would start by building the caretaker’s house, a small 400 sq ft one bedroom “studio” with a kitchen, bathroom, and a porch. We figured that there would be a lot to learn during the process that would help when building the bigger house later on, and it would be nice to have a place where we could leave surfboards and stay when we came to visit.

Before we left on the last trip, Ryan had sketched some initial plans, we had our contractor, Don Emilio, write up an estimate and we agreed to wire down the money and more formal, computer generated plans so that they could get started and would already be in construction by the time we arrived on this trip. Ryan designed and drew up the plans and we wired the money ($13,000) to our lawyer. Then we got a call from Don Emilio saying that prices for materials had gone up substantially and he wouldn’t be able to honor the estimate. Rather than asking for more money, he preferred to wait until we returned, suggesting we could go shopping together so we could see the prices. We trusted him, but agreed it would be good to wait, that way we could have more input in choosing which materials to use.

I love horses! I was happy to see that Shay’s initial 3 had turned into 5, including two young ones. They were skittish, but this little cutie let me pet his nose.


The view of the surf from the lower corner of our lot with a cow in the foreground.

The hotel had just setup wireless internet which was incredibly helpful in getting my work for my MBA program done on time! It was slow, but definitely better than nothing.

Ryan usually shapes all his own boards. We call them “funk” boards, but in a nice way. I often think that his boards hold him back though, and bought him 3 new Rustys for “real” waves. It was a little strange to see him riding a board with a logo, but I definitely saw a difference in his surfing.



I was trying out a Rusty model Aviso Surfboard. It is made of carbon fiber and hollow in the center. These aren’t the best photos, but trust me, it was really fast and responsive!


The Aviso boards are supposed to be nearly unbreakable. Every other time I have been to Nicaragua I have broken a board. The beachbreak can be heavy and I like pulling into closeout tubes. I was eager to test the Aviso’s strength. So far so good! No dings, no breaks. I also got lots of interest from the local kids whose quivers are the result of traveling surfers breaking boards. They were very impressed with the idea of an “unbreakable” surfboard.

Shay has started teaching some of the local kids to surf.
This is one of the newest recruits, Isaac, listening to an ipod for the first time,

and riding a board that has never been broken in half. Most of the boards these guys get are from broken boards left behind. They find a way to piece them back together. Some of them have been broken 2 or 3 times!

As news that we were about to start building spread through town we started getting solicitors offering their services as caretakers. We weren’t sure we’d need a caretaker right away since our lot is close enough to the hotel to be easily visible, but we had recommendations that it was a good thing to have someone watching over it at night. Plus we needed someone to keep the weeds low and take care of our trees anyways.

This character, Cesar Chavez, showed up repeatedly to make conversation and make sure we knew he was interested in the job. It started friendly enough and I kinda liked him, but soon it got to be a bit too much. He said he was a chef and there was no work for him anywhere nearby. He said he didn’t drink or smoke, was very reliable, had a young wife who was pregnant with their first child, and that if we chose him he could make us delicious dinners. He even offered to cook for us one night as an audition. Ryan didn’t like how pushy he was and we had decided against using him even before he showed up with traced “drawings” of ponies that his wife had made along with a letter telling us how much he really wanted a television and then asking us to be the godparents of his firstborn! It was all a little too much! He was definitely the most aggressive but he wouldn’t be the last to ask for the job.

After one day of just surfing and relaxing, it was time to get down to business. We went to town to visit our lawyer and pay our property taxes.

This is our lawyer, Aldo, going to pay the taxes. When you register your title after buying your property you get to claim what you paid. If you claim you paid lower, your taxes are lower, but in case the government ever decided to take your land away and pay you back whatever you paid, you only get the amount you claimed. We said we paid only slightly less than we actually did (i don’t remember what that claimed amount was). This year we owed $50 in property taxes on this lot. We picked Aldo up, drove him to the place we needed to pay, waited in the car while he paid, made a copy of the receipt and that was it.


Aldo, getting copies.


Ryan with $13,000 US in the local currency.

Then there was the little business of picking up the money. The estimate for all the materials for our 400sq ft house, the septic system, and the labor came to $13,000, so we had wired that amount to our lawyer since our contractor doesn’t have a bank account. We had Aldo pull out the money and he handed over a neat pile of 130 crisp US $100 bills. Our contractor Don Emilio said we would get better prices if we paid in the local Cordobas and suggested we first change as much as possible. Aldo called his brother in law, Michael the money changer, who he claimed always gave him the family rate. A few minutes later Michael showed up with a fanny pack full of local colorful cash. He didn’t have nearly enough on him, and had to run back and forth a few times collecting it all. Unfortunately, he was never able to come up with enough big bills and we ended up with a huge stack of local money. Aldo wrapped it up in a newspaper for us and we walked out with Ryan trying to pretend it was his lunch!

In Nicaragua there is no Home Depot. Ryan likes saying that it’s as if a Home Depot store were blown up and spread across an entire city with each department separated by multiple blocks of crazy one-way streets filled with fast-driving, loud-honking taxis, horse-drawn carts, boys on bicycles, women with trays of fresh cut watermelon balanced on their heads, street vendors, shoe shines, and giggling school girls in uniform smiling at the perplexed gringos wishing they weren’t rolling with so much cash.

At the bloqueria, where they sell bloques (of course!), Don Emilio suggested we stay in the car as the price would have instantly gone up if they saw gringos.


We hung out at the lumber store for a while.

Then we cruised to the tile store. There wasn’t a whole lot of selection. We knew we wanted a red tile floor and picked that out immediately. Then we looked for bathroom tile. Ryan and I both liked the blue, and picked out this combination, the little squares for the floor and the other with the pattern for the walls. Of course, they didn’t have it in stock.

They did, however, have the same thing in pinkish tan. We never would have picked it, but it did match a bit better with the floor tile, so we paid cash and carefully loaded the truck with the heavy boxes of tile. That store also had toilets, but Don Emilio insisted they were cheaper somewhere else. That would be a reoccurring theme of our shopping adventures with Don Emilio. We might be in a store that had a few things we needed but he would insist on only getting one item, assuring us the rest were cheaper elsewhere. He just didn’t understand that time (not to mention gas and hassle) are worth money and it might be better just to pay a few more pennies at one store than driving all over town.


“Trapo” wasn’t sure why we found the paint choices so funny and was really encouraging us to choose the bright orange color!

We went to the paint store. Ryan is holding up the color choices. Home Depot probably would have had about 300 different shades of white to choose from. Our choice was quite a bit easier. Once we eliminated all the colors we didn’t like (purple, red, yellow, etc.), the only thing we were left with was white. Bone white, inside and out. Simple and clean.

We were just starting to get to know Don Emilio at this point. We already knew he was the pastor of the church and Shay had told us that he couldn’t read or write. I had asked a member of his congregation how he could possibly be the pastor if he couldn’t read the Bible. That’s easy, he said, “divine inspiration!” Of course, why didn’t I think of that? Regardless of whether or not I believed he had a direct line to God, I was starting to really like Don Emilio and beginning to trust him completely. He was definitely charismatic and had a constant smile and infectious loud uninhibited laugh (which was very often directed at the two silly gringos).


Ryan, choosing from among the sink options.


A very smiley Don Emilio and Ryan with paint, sink, and toilet in the back of the truck. I was happy to see that the toilet was proudly Made in Nicaragua!


We checked this construction supply warehouse for roofing prices. They were more expensive than another store on the other side of town but I couldn’t help notice the pre-fabricated outhouse for sale and snapped a photo of an item you definitely can’t buy at Home Depot.


This is the glass store where we bought glass for the windows.

I really liked the perfectly lit cat display and took a photo. The owner of the shop noticed my interest and asked if I liked cats. I told him I did and he then asked if I wanted a kitten. I said that I would eventually but couldn’t have one right now. That didn’t deter him from bringing me a rascally kitten to hold. It was really smelly, loudly mewing, and not happy about being held. It scratched both me and Ryan immediately and we could see instantly why the guy was trying to get rid of it. “Nice try, but no thanks!”

Back on our lot, they had started marking out the perimeter of the casita.


The delivery truck showed up with the first load of supplies.





We were pretty stoked to finally get it started!


They used the roofing material to construct a temporary shade both to provide relief to the workers and to shelter the rest of the materials from rain.


The guys started digging the big hole that would become the septic system.


This will be the frame of the septic tank. They make it up top and then will drop it into the hole when the hole is ready.

One of the workers on our lot, Ruben, the son in law of Don Emilio, also offered to be our caretaker. He said he knew of another beachfront property for sale that already had a house on it. We weren’t really interested but decided to go for a ride with him to check it out as a way of getting to know him a little better. He took us to a beach a few minutes up the road and showed us a very sandy lot with a house on it.

This is the inside of the house. Definitely a fixer-upper!

They offered us some fresh coconut milk as a refreshment.

The caretaker of this lot is actually Ruben’s father. Immediately upon meeting us he asked if we had any kids. I told him, “not yet”, and he launched into a lecture about how we had to get off the pill and stop using condoms immediately. He couldn’t accept the fact that we didn’t have any kids and wouldn’t stop hassling us about it. I tried to turn the attention back on him and asked him how many he had. He proudly replied, “15!” He only had about 3 visible teeth in his mouth and Ryan was nudging me, whispering, “more kids than teeth, more kids than teeth!”

Ryan and I both really like a common tree called malinche that grows tall and is covered in vibrant orangish-red flowers when in bloom. We wanted to plant a few on our lot. On our last trip we pulled a pod out of the tree and started a few seeds germinating. All but two of the seeds sprouted and when we returned we had 4 nearly 6″ tall seedlings. We planted them on the lot. On this lot we were checking out there was a mature malinche and below it there were dozens of seedlings sprouted. Ryan showed some interest, and Ruben’s father pulled them out and handed them to him in a bouquet to take back to our lot and plant.


a transplanted Malinche


A malinche in bloom.

Every afternoon after surfing, we went to our lot to hang out and watch the progress.


As the hole for the septic tank gets deeper you can see the volcanic richness in the soil.

Here you can see the holes for the footings and foundation.


All the construction was done with minimum tools. No power at all. Each metal piece was meticulously bent by hand and then assembled.


These are the “heavies” of the construction industry in this area. They were all happy to have some work. We were surprised by the cost of labor. About ten guys working for about two months, including the contractor, cost $3,000. Labor is cheap! The whole thing is going to cost about $30 per sq. ft..

Instead of carrying buckets of water back and forth to use in making the cement, they used the pipes that will be used eventually for the septic system, and rigged a pipeline from the well.

The two young horses showed up thirsty, looking for water. Ryan filled a bucket for them.

Once the foundation was laid, the walls went up incredibly quickly!

We were supposed to go home, but still needed to buy a few more things in town and wanted to watch as much progress as possible. This is me calling to extend our ticket to stay a few more days.


The view of the surf from the front door.


Me, standing on what will be the patio.

By the last couple days of the trip, we still hadn’t decided on who we would use as a caretaker. Cesar was out, and it was just a decision between Ruben and Osmar. Ruben is Don Emilio’s son in law, a church-goer, with a wife and one 4 year old son. He was nice, seemed intelligent, easy to understand, and had an important role in building the casita. He has a job in construction but his wife doesn’t work, meaning she would spend all her time working for us. We liked him a lot.

But, we also like Osmar. We had been paying Osmar already to take care of our trees. We’ve known him longer. He is married to one of Shay’s first employees, the head chef at the restaurant. They have 3 kids, two daughters aged 8 and 10, and a son, “Panchito” age 4. They also both have jobs meaning neither one of them will be at the casita during the day, and the big family was a turn-off as they would all be living in the small casita.

Based on the smaller family and the fact that Ruben’s wife didn’t work, we chose him. Then, we would talk to Osmar and realize how much we liked him, and choose him. It went back and forth for days up until the very last day when we had to make a final decision. Ryan called Shay to ask his opinion and he seemed to lean towards choosing Osmar. So…… that’s what we did.


Osmar and his wife, Ruth. Our new caretakers!

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